Wanted: Elephant Proctologist

I mean, I've heard of having your head up your own ass, but this is just silly. Makes me appreciate my shit job. Ha. I said shit and this guy... oh, you'll see.

Now That's A Slap!

This is pretty much what would happen to me if I were stupid enough to let one of my friends slap me. I broke my leg stubbing my toe once. On a kitten.

Pole Dancing Bear

1. I thought it was the Spearmint Rhino.
2. "I'm just working my way through Ranger School."
3. ONLY YOU can get a lap dance from Smokey.

Quickie: Best or Worst Pass in Basketball History

I probably shouldn't laugh at someone's misery, but I'm pretty sure that was Al Gore's fifth reason why he invented the internet so I do my duty and laugh.

The Douchiest Phone Message In History

Honestly, I wish I had just a tad of this guy's douchebaggedness every once in awhile, but you have to listen to this.. It just gets better and better.

Sweet Truck Trick

This guy is amazing.. Wait til you see what he can do when he gets on top of his speeding truck and shuts the door. Absolutely crazy!

Hilarious Police Stop Video

First person to send in the exact number of future Americans who leap out of this proverbial border-crossing clown car gets a million dollars.*

Bra & Panties Kitchen Slide

I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time to see if you could slide on the kitchen floor in your underwear and even though the result may have not been ideal, I have to agree that it was.

Rock n Roll Granny

Nothing like a little old lady air guitaring on a train to liven up your Monday morning. I guarantee if you find a better rock n roll granny today, you get your money back.

Iraqis With Attitude

There's just something so damn cute about this lil Iraqi kid dancing like Biggie.. right up until he beats up the kid next to him.. Nah. Still damn cute.

Darwin Awards Rejects

Great compilation of some of the greatest idiots "accomplishing" great idiotic maneuvers.

Awesome Treadmill Ownage

Listen, I'm not a violent person, nor do I find pleasure in the pain of others however I did lie at the beginning of this sentence.

Fonk To The Future

This commercial is by far the fonkin coolest fonkin commercial you'll see today. Also, Doc Brown might be under the influence.

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