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Comic Road Stories: Chris Porter
I don't own a dresser. I haven't needed one. June of 2007 was the first time I spent more than two weeks in one place since 2001. I have been on the road for six years. Musicians go on the road for a few months, maybe a year or two if they're lucky. We are on the road 35 weeks a year, every year. Why? Cause the road is a cigarette. You do too much of it at once and you become sick, but stay away too long and you start getting snippy with your loved ones. Road stories? We have a lot of them. We should.
It was 2001, I think. (Time speeds up on the road. Months become weeks, and a month ago is a lifetime. Yet Sundays always seem to last forever.) What I do know is that I was in Miami, and I was opening for Doug Stanhope...
Doug Stanhope - Every Drug Should Be Legal
And I wholeheartedly agree with him..








