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Gleibonics: The Starbucks Of The South

"Waffle Houses are the Starbucks of the South" comedian Marshall Chiles said to me, as we sat down yesterday at one of the many Georgia Waffle Houses you see in the five minute drive from the hotel to the comedy club.

I wrote the last entry about my desire to lose weight losing miserably to the immediate deliciousness of fattening food. Well, I'm happy to report that the pattern continues...

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Gleibonics: A Comedian's Diet

I'm tryin to be healthy. It's my new thing. (That I've been trying to get going for the last decade.)

But I've been doin better lately. Eating healthier, playin ball one or two times a week.
And so I showed up for a stand up set at Barney's Beanery Pasadena last night to work on some new material. Planned on eating a green salad for dinner...

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Gleibonics: Super Bowl Offenses

Did you see the Super Bowl ad for CareerBuilder.com where a woman's live, beating heart JUMPS OUT OF HER CHEST and crawls across the office?

So I guess what the FCC is telling us is that something CAN pop out of a woman's shirt during the Super Bowl. It just has to be a GROSS, LIVE, BEATING ORGAN!
Not a pretty nipple.

America can't handle a nipple.
Even though every child got his first couple hundred meals directly from a nipple, that would be too graphic...

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