Believe it or not, this isn't my first offer to take a trip to the moon in an old car filled with various pieces of outdated electronics. Really.
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Date: 2008-11-10, 8:14PM PST
Well do I have the ticket for you, over the past twelve fortnights I have been creating a modern day space rocket made out of an old 68 Chevy Cheville, ipod parts, my sons old videogames(sega, xbox, nintendo(super,regular,gamecube and 64) dreamcast, virtual boy) my erector set collection which I've had for nearly forty two years, grannies bed pan, about three hundred and forty pounds of sulfric nitrate, nas the hood of a '77 volkswagon bug, parts from an old nazi submarine my great grandfather acquired in 1951, four-hundred and seventy three bar-b-que lighters and a tank of bio diesel for cruising once we leave the earths atmosphere and began our decent, also three parachutes lightly used.
Now my son is on board and grand pappie will be our houston, I need a navigator and a beautifu girl that will be used in case of emergencies. I plan on leaving December 21, 2012, because I've been told by unnamed sources that this will be the day jesus comes back and rescues his children, now I have been a athiest ever since they took one nation under god out of our pledge of alliegence and have nothing in my heart to go back and fear god.
SO the rocket ship is built, it has three rooms and Jamison my son already called dibs on the loft. I reckon that the girl and I could take a room and you could have the bottom room which I call "The Dark dwellin".
All I need from you is two forms of I.D. a sign for release of liability and a solid firm hand shake, cant be going to space with a limp wrist, ya heard me. I have enough U.S. issued rations to keep us fed for fifteen years, betting that the girl is a light eater. As well as yr own space suit, now i headed down to a salvation army in victorville found myself a very sleek pilot suit used in the dessert storm as well as an old Silverado Hawks Football Helmet;jamison got himself a onsie and will use pappies old riot helmet. You can 'rassel up whatever you feel fit seeing as how you are in control of yr destiny.
Give me a call, or email and we'll make arrangements to meet.
Godspeed my friends and spacekateers!
